Truth Essential National Desk, Washington, D.C.
In his latest series of lies, President Trump, colloquially known as “The Lying Sack of Shit in the White House,” claimed that a secret mission to steal Iranian oil has been operating for the last month. The president, also commonly referred to as “Putin Puppet Pedo,” and/or “Fat Fuckin’ Traitor and Thief,” stated that via 200 commercial vessels making passage through the Strait of Hormuz, in secret, he was able to add 100 million barrels of oil to the world market.
The world consumes over 100 million barrels a day, thus Trump – often known as “Putin’s Cuck-Bitch,” “Netanyahu’s Toy Goy-Boi,” and “The Guy Who Keeps The White In Trash,” alleges to have orchestrated a less than one day added supply to the world market.
Truth Essential expert on liars and the lying sacks of shit that tell them, the highly respected and renowned Roger Bulldrake, Ph.D, M.D. stated, “The thing about Trump is that his lies are becoming ever more ridiculous by the day. He simply says whatever pops into his fevered brain. I know liars. And I’ve studied trump’s lies for years. He once could lie and stick with the lie, follow through, double down, triple down, to some success. Now his lies are the equivalent of the droolings of a very sick and very twisted 80 year old man very possibly ridden with syphilis and/or dementia.”
This story continues to develop as Trump, aka “Assclown Moron,” is expected to continue lying until the day he is dead.